User blog comment:Brick425/Leader Q&A/@comment-26944420-20170102194436


 * 1) When and where was your leader born? I was born on April 7th, 1984 in the state of West Beach.
 * 2) How old were they upon taking office? I was 30.
 * 3) Did they have any previous government experience? I served in 
 * 4) What's their favorite food and beverage? No doubt about it:' Double cheeseburger and a glass of whiskey, if you please.
 * 5) What's their favorite outfit? Casual business suit, black, with a plain colored red or blue tie. And some type of sunglasses or aviators.
 * 6) What's their favorite type of music? Rock and roll (Ain't noise pollution).
 * 7) What's their favorite movie? Gone in 60 Seconds. The 1974 one. A 40 minute car chase through 4 different cities? Count me in.
 * 8) Do they carry any weapons? If so, what? I carry a custom built, stainless slide, black frame, pearl gripped 10mm 1911. It's beautiful.
 * 9) Are their parents still alive? If not, how did they die? My dad died in Eskrada in 1983. My mom died of pneumonia when I was in the army in 1998.
 * 10) Do they have a wife/girlfriend? I've had multiple one night stands, if that's what you mean.
 * 11) Do they have any children? Probably.
 * 12) What's their favorite meme? Matore.
 * 13) Do they prefer cats or dogs? Cats are useless animals. Dogs, however, are not.
 * 14) What religion do they believe in? McCarthyism. Believe or be killed.
 * 15) What is their solution to the Trolley Problem? Some people say you shouldn't flip the lever because then you'd be responsible for a man's death. But you know what? If you don't flip the lever, you'd be responsible for five mens' deaths because you didn't do jack. Flip it.
 * 16) Are they gay? I tested myself when I was 12, and the results proved negative.
 * 17) What is the ideal ideology? The one I practice in the IFR. I like to call it "white knight capitalism."
 * 18) Which leader in the union do you respect or admire? Honestly, President Hernandes. He smokes a bunch of weed all day and still runs a profitable country. Good for him.
 * 19) What is security for them like? First, we plot the route I'll be traveling, taking into account possible ambush points. Then we place snipers and spotters all along the rooftops. The convoy consists of four lead MCHiPs bikes, three armored presidential camper vans (One is mine, and I don't know which until I get in), two radar vans, two radio vans, two troop carriers, and three War Wagons. Also, there's three choppers scouting ahead to make sure everything's clear. And every street we aren't going down is blocked by a lot of CIB agents, soldiers, and vehicles.
 * 20) And the most important question of all: Boobs or butt? What kind of immature question is this? Boobs, obviously. I mean, everyone has a butt. What makes it so special if a girl has it? Besides, I don't want to worship where feces comes from. That's nasty.