User blog comment:Brick425/Leader Q&A/@comment-24718406-20170102214930

Answered by Miguel Hernandes

When and where was your leader born? I was born January 6th, 1980, in New Lisbon. I grew up through the Matoran Revolution, so not the easiest times.

How old were they upon taking office? 30, in 2010.

Did they have any previous government experience? (Including military, and if so, did they fight in any wars?) When the new government was formed, I became the head representative of (state of New Lisbon). In 2003, the secretary of state to Manuel Afonso died in a freak accident, and I replaced him. Afonso liked me so much that when he ran for a second five year term in 2005, he chose me to be his vice president. In 2010, Afonso's health was declining and he could not run again, so I ran for president and won.

My entire childhood was involved in the Matoran Civil War. As a young child, my parents were always protecting me from the evil regime. When I was 16, the war really began. I fought on the rebellion and the first two years were the worst in my life. I had a group of about 20 friends in the rebellion, and after 2 years, only 4 were left. However, after the capture of Stauslaus, the war went relatively smoothly, ending in the Treaty of Porto, which was the second best day of my life (aside from winning my presidency.)

What's their favorite food and beverage? Feijoada, with a Caipirinha to wash it down.

What's their favorite outfit? Nothing. Nudity is very legal in Matore.

What's their favorite type of music? Dubstep.

What's their favorite movie? I don't watch movies.

Do they carry any weapons? If so, what? No, I have nothing to fear, everybody in Matore loves me! Some of them even made an entire religion based on me.

Are their parents still alive? If not, how did they die? Both of them are dead. My mother was killed in the Massacre of New Lisbon. My dad was killed by secret police. Both of these things happened before I had even reached adulthood.

Do they have a wife/girlfriend? No, nothing long term like that so far.

Do they have any children? Probably, just not that I know of.

What's their favorite meme? If you have a favorite meme, you're a fucking normie.

Do they prefer cats or dogs? Cats, cuz of all the pussy I get.

What religion do they believe in? None, but I had to say one I'd say Hernando.

What is their solution to the Trolley Problem? I would flip the switch. Even though it looks bad on paper, the fact is that I'm saving the most lives.

Are they gay? Probably.

What is the ideal ideology? Socialism. If done right, it guarantees every citizen en equal opportunity at life and prevents any few people from ruining the lives of the many.

Which leader in the union do you respect or admire? Honestly, Harper. He sits on his ass and does cocaine all day and still runs... umm... Good for him.

What is security for them like? If going abroad definitely some bodyguards, but lax for if I'm just going somewhere inside Matore. I trust my citizens so much that I don't need such much manpower to keep me breathing.

And the most important question of all: Boobs or butt? Well if you're me, you don't have to choose, you always get both!

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